Ewnsty get youw gun.
Get youw gun.
Get youw gun.
Take it on the wun, on the wun.
Have some fun.
Heaw them cawwing you and me.
Evewy Son of Chwistianity.
Huwwy wight away, no deway, go today.
Make youw Dodo gwad to have known such a Wad.
Teww ouw Cwessie not to pine.
To be pwoud owd Ewnsts' on the fiwing wine.
*Chowus*
Ovew thewe.
Ovew thewe.
Send the wowd.
Send the wowd.
Ovew thewe.
That the Yankz awe coming.
The Yankz awe coming.
The dwums wum-Bwogging evewywhewe.
So pwepawe.
Say a pwayew.
Send the wowd.
Send the wowd to bewawe.
We'ww be ovew.
We'we coming ovew.
And we won't come back tiww they speww pwopewly ovew thewe.
Ewnsty get youw gun.
Get youw gun.
Get youw gun.
Ewnsty show the "Yankz" you'we king of the prankz.
Hoist the fwag and wet heww fwy.
Yankee Poodwes - it’s spewt ‘WeawiSe’!!!.
Pack youw gwammaw kit.
Show youw fit.
To be a Bwit.
Yankz cannot analyse.
Thewe is no Z in CompwomiSe.
Make youw Mothewwand pwoud of you.
Of the owd Wed-White-and-Bwue
*Chowus*
Ovew thewe.
Ovew thewe.
Send the wowd.
Send the wowd.
Go compawe.
That the Yankz are siwwy,
The Yankz are siwwy.
With theiw ‘ize’ and ‘yze’ flippin evewywhewe.
So pwepawe.
Don’t despaiw.
Send the wowd.
Send the wowd to bewawe.
We'ww be ovew.
We'we coming ovew,
And we won't come back tiww theiw spewwings pwopew thewe.
Bwowews .... ending with an S not a Z.
Dear Dikkie.
ReplyDeleteErnsty remembers how fond you were of the Beatles (Ernsty says well overrated *Chuckles*) so this is just for you, my fine fowl.
"I am he so you are he but if you are me then we's all insane together.
See how they run like fowls from a gun, see how they can't fly.
I'm cwying.
Sitting on a Blog page, waiting for some poofters to come.
Corporation pension, too crap to bloody mention.
Man, I've been a naughty boy, you have to let your lip hair grow long.
I am the mreman , Whoo, {AHEM}, they are me bad men, Wooo {SNORTS}.
I am the Inspector {SPLUTTERS}, goo get a g'joob, goo get a g'joob
Manchester city policeman sitting
Pretty little call girls in a row.
See how they can't fly like Cressie in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm cwying, I'm cwying.
I'm cwying, I'm cwying.
Mellow Yellow Mustard, dripping from a Hot Dog's eye.
Londonderry Midwife, cinematic Hostess, coming after you and I
Old Boy, you been a naughty ID you let your knockers down.
I am the mreman , Whoo, {AHEM}, they are me bad men, Wooo {SNORTS}.
I am the Inspector {SPLUTTERS}, goo get a g'joob, goo get a g'joob
Sitting in an english Tea Room waiting for me old ladies.
Even if they don't come, you get a smashing tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the mreman Whoo, {AHEM}, they are me bad men, Wooo {SNORTS}.
I am the Inspector {SPLUTTERS} , goo get a g'joob.
yoo too yoo s'lob, goo get a g'joob.
Expert blogspert choking every no smoker he sees,
Don't you think the old joker laughs at you at poker?
See how they smile like IDs asking why,
See how they tried and snied altogether.
I'm cwying.
Anchovy Blancmange, creeping up his eiffel tower.
Elementary manfarang singing veggie Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking poor old Archishop Cranmer.
I am the mreman Whoo, {AHEM}, they are me bad men, Wooo {SNORTS}.
I am the Inspector {SPLUTTERS} , goo get a g'joob.
yoo too yoo s'lob, goo get a g'joob. DWP pays yoo twoo bob, soo doo noo sob foo yoo noo hobnob..."
Blofeld - Was the sixth and most talented Beatle..But crushed by a moustached young scoundrel's hobnail boot outside The Cavern Club on 9th February 1961..All I heard was a *Cough*
Careful Ernsty.
ReplyDeletePeople may start to think you is I and I is you.
ps
ReplyDeleteStrewth, That special Old Holborn that nice Rastafarian sold me outside the chippy is good schtuff.
Blowers
Now where did I put that biscuit barrel, I'm feeling extraordinarily peckish?
"Careful Ernsty.
ReplyDeletePeople may start to think you is I and I is you."
Right, let's get that sorted 'in vestigio'.
Imprimi Protestante,
Nihil Obstat Sine Fine,
Imprimatur Spectre Blofeld ex multis, ut ex et Tiddles in Felis Regina!!
Blowers
Ernst is like a new years day shopping bargain... Get him whilst you can coz when he's gone, he's all gone!!!
*Giggles*
I and I would say that, wouldn't I?
ReplyDelete*chuckle*
The Way of Dodo said...
ReplyDeleteI and I would say that, wouldn't I?
*chuckle*
You should be so wucky to have old Blowers as one of your Pokemon Personalities at your beckon call.
He trumps all as the joker of Blog Poker!!
*Sniggers*
Ah well; one has to keep one's punters guessing.
ReplyDelete*chuckle*
Dear sweet dikkie
ReplyDeleteErnst is just extremely eccentric, bordering on committal?.
You, my dear fowl, are not called Daffy Dikkie Duck for nowt.
You are simply plain loco...woo-hoo!
*Giggling like crazy*
'Tis true; 'tis true. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
ReplyDeleteThe reason I have other ID's is because they're the only one's who understand me and who's answers I accept.
*boom - boom*
“I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
(Edgar Allan Poe)
Now, where does one look when one has lost one's mind?
Embrace the lunatic within - fun times!
*chuckle*
But Dodo
ReplyDeleteThe '-ize' spelling was the dominant spelling in the Queen's English long before there was an America. This is more like an argument between Roundhead and Cavalier. Of course (as always) the Roundheads are right. They were sort of proto-Americans after all. And Cavalier is an Anglicisation of a French word.
QED
carl
carl
"The reason I have other ID's is because they're the only one's who understand me and who's answers I accept."
ReplyDeleteTell Ernst about it..For seven years I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
Why is it called Dissociative Identity Disorder Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is Jack and we suffer from Dissociative Identity Disorder? *Chortles*
And if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation? *Guffaws^
Nighty Night All.
I do miss your madness or Cranmer...or do I??
Ernsty
Ps
" carl jacobs said...@12 March 2014 23:58..He wouldn't let it lie, would he?...SHELDON COOPER INCARNATE!!!"
Well, if you are brought up speaking a couple of languages (English, Hebrew, Bagdadi Hebrew,Arabic and Ladino) it isn't hard to get confused!
ReplyDeleteBTW- Much to my delight Patrick's day is on Monday. Shabbat starts Friday.Purim starts on Saturday. A very, very long weekend of prayerful & joyful merriment awaits...
The Cavaliers were men of honour (note the spelling) who stayed true to their King. Their name derived from the Latin root "caballarius", meaning "horseman".
ReplyDeleteThe Roundheads were a motley crew. Puritans and Presbyterians, mixed with 'Levellers', 'Diggers' and 'Fifth Monarchist' loons.
As I said, the spelling is a protestant plot to rid England of papist influence and Latin.
Ps
Glad you used: "Anglicisation".
Pps
ReplyDeleteIs there such a thing as a funny Calvinist or have I more chance of finding a Trinitarian Muslim?
Well, just took a brief look and I think I'm more of a 'roundhead' than a caviler (:
ReplyDeleteDodo
ReplyDeleteGlad you used: "Anglicisation".
Glad you noticed. I did that just for you. :-)
Blofeld
Is there such a thing as a funny Calvinist
I am widely acknowledged as a comedic genius. So you have already met a funny Calvinist. Here, let me tell you my most favorite joke ever - which I wrote myself.
Why can't third derivatives get dates? Because they are Jerks!"
[Insert two minute pause for laughter]
And what has Sheldon Cooper to do with anything?
carl
"And what has Sheldon Cooper to do with anything? "
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82CtZX9gmZ8
'Go figure' as me Yankee cousins say?
*Unbearable Chuckles*
Dear chap
ReplyDeleteYou state;
Christian by grace (Indeed!), Calvinist by conviction (Oh dear!). Husband of one( You said Calvinist NOT Mormon, my fine fellow!)), father of two (Congratulations), Engineer by profession (What a fine profession and you sound very competent!). First, last and always a Crewbear (But sadly, never a comedian..It has to be in the DNA..PS Ernst is Jewish like Groucho and Jackie Mason, Benny, George Burns etc from Me Great Grandmother ..Natch!! Oy Vey).
PS
ReplyDeleteDNA - DYNAMIC NUANCE ARTIST
*Heh Heh Heh Heh*
Blofeld
ReplyDeleteRe: Sarcasm
I must admit I find British humor nigh onto impenetrable. So sarcasm and irony will be doubly difficult for me to detect. I mean, how did you think I knew Dodo ripped off the Crimea River comic. I laughed out loud when I read it.
Tried PG Wodehouse once. Failed. Fawlty Towers. Nothing. Keeping up Appearances? Where is the remote? It has always been a mystery to me how Britain brought forth Monty Python.
carl
Carl
ReplyDeletePersonally, I don't rate Monty Python. Never did. I think it probably has something to do with my profound dislike of John Cleese.
If you want to understand where they came from then Google 'The Goon Show' and listen to Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine. The radio series ran between 1950 and 1960.
Sheer brilliance.
The Way of Dodo said...
ReplyDeleteCarl
Personally, I don't rate Monty Python. Never did. I think it probably has something to do with my profound dislike of John Cleese."
Me too. Uni arty farty humour!!
"If you want to understand where they came from then Google 'The Goon Show' and listen to Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan, Harry Secombe and Michael Bentine. The radio series ran between 1950 and 1960." Dear Dikkie..The Gold Standard of humour!!
Ernst has the complete-ish collection (certain some lost ones will re-appear, hopefully)as well as the hilarious 'Around the horne'...Masterful but humour that needs a brain put into gear seems completely lost on modern youth and their parents brought up on smart arse left wing clowns, who swear too profusely for family gatherings around the telly!!!. Oh for an Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise.
We need someone who brings us sunshine, never tears, unless they are of laughter.
Blofeld
Then I and I are agreed, Blofelt.
ReplyDeleteThe Goons demonstrate that a certain degree of madness and lunacy is required for all exceptional comedy.
Monty Python lacked integrity and authenticity - in my 'umble opinion.