Bwofeltian Wapsody

Bwofeltian Wapsody

 (Mr Blofelt - Master Wordsmith)

Is this the weal wife

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a wandswide

No escape that ol' bwirdie 

seeds

Open your eyes

Wook up to the skies and see

I'm just a hun-ter, I need no sympafy

Because I'm easy come, easy go

A wittle high, wittle wowe

Anyway the wind bwowers, doesn't weally mattew to me, to me

Mama, twied to kill a bwird

Put a wifle to his head

No mow buwets, he's not dead

Mama, this cawtoon's just begun

But now I've gone and fwown it all away

Mama, ooo

Didn't mean to make you cwy

If I'm not back again this time tomowwow

Cawwry on, cawwy on, as if nothing weawwy mattews

Too wate, bwird is here

Which season is this time?

Wifle's aching all the time

Goodbye, likkle bwirdie - you've got to go

Gotta bwow out your brains and make some soup

Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind bwows)

I just want a pie

I sometimes wish I just had that bwirdies wing

I see a wittle siwhouetto of a Dwude

Speaw and Magic Hewmet will you do the fandango

Funderbolt and wightning - vewy vewy fwightening me

Gawwiweo, Gawwiweo,

Gawwiweo, Gawwiweo,

Gawwiweo Figawo - magnificOooooo

But I'm just a poor hunter nobody woves me

He's just a poor bwowers from a poor famiwy

Sharing his wife with this monstwosity

Easy come easy go - will you wet me go

Pepto Bismol! No - we will not wet you go - wet him go

Miss Cwessida! We will not wet you go - wet him go

Miss Cwessida! We will not wet you go - wet me go

Will not wet you go - wet me go (never)

Never wet you go - wet me go

Never wet me go - ooo

No, no, no, no, no, no, no -

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia wet me go

Fwitz Fweeling has a Doddles put aside for me

for me

for me

So you think you can shove me and poke out my eyes

So you think you can wove me and weave me to cwy

Oooooh bwirdie - can't do this to me bwirdie

Just get my wifle - just bwow off your beak and your ears

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah

Nofing weally mattews

Awl your ID's can see

Nofing weawwy mattews - nofing weawwy mattews to me

*GONG*